Finally time for me to suffer by my own hand...

Thank you so much all for voting in my self-punishment poll. The alternative that received the most votes is that I shall whip myself with thorned switches. As there were 48 votes for this alternative, I shall give myself 48 strokes and I will lay them on as hard as I possibly can. The self-punishment will be carried out later today and I will report about the results as soon as I possibly can. I am really excited about doing this...